TheDecameron
Unicorns fart glitter.
I was in a Michelin one star on Friday called the pipe and glass in South Dalton. In the last spoonful of my dessert I pulled two shards of glass out of my mouth.
I was fairly relaxed about it but surprised they only offered to give me the dessert for free.
I'm still waiting for a ruptured bowel.
Did this place have a fruit machine?
Impressive level of diligence. I'd have got bored after gobbing in about 5 tins.
I do have a friend, sorry colleague, who wiped his bellend over the ice cream in the Baskin Robbins booth at UCI cinemas hull once. He defo didn't do it to every tub, though.
…and the rum n raisin wasn’t all it appeared to be either.