Nasty man!A bird shit on my bonnet once.
Had to finish with her…
OK I'll admit, it's a possibility and thus 'don't be silly' was perhaps OTT, ad-hom and against the AUP, and I beg your indulgence . But I still think it's unlikely. In my experience, elephants have enough trouble with ladders in daylight, without attempting them at night. So unless there's an easier way onto the OP's roof which he's keeping to himself, I'll reserve judgement.Now take it back @Sue Pertwee-Tyr
OK I'll admit, it's a possibility and thus 'don't be silly' was perhaps OTT, ad-hom and against the AUP, and I beg your indulgence . But I still think it's unlikely. In my experience, elephants have enough trouble with ladders in daylight, without attempting them at night. So unless there's an easier way onto the OP's roof which he's keeping to himself, I'll reserve judgement.
OK I'll admit, it's a possibility and thus 'don't be silly' was perhaps OTT, ad-hom and against the AUP, and I beg your indulgence . But I still think it's unlikely. In my experience, elephants have enough trouble with ladders in daylight, without attempting them at night. So unless there's an easier way onto the OP's roof which he's keeping to himself, I'll reserve judgement.
That looks like a goose shit. We had to clear like a million of them from my sons football pitch one saturday before they could play, it was a goddamn minefield out there.
Can’t they pole vault?To help with the speculation, whilst the roof in question is single-storey and therefore more amenable to elephantine access, said elephant would need to access the garden by performing a deft limbo dance under a solid gate. Ladders are tricky enough, but as far as I’m aware, elephants have not been observed to limbo dance in the wild.
I think you may be thinking of rhinos.Can’t they pole vault?
Depends on the car.A bird shit on my bonnet once.
Had to finish with her…
Dumbo can fly though.OK I'll admit, it's a possibility and thus 'don't be silly' was perhaps OTT, ad-hom and against the AUP, and I beg your indulgence . But I still think it's unlikely. In my experience, elephants have enough trouble with ladders in daylight, without attempting them at night. So unless there's an easier way onto the OP's roof which he's keeping to himself, I'll reserve judgement.
Clearly Dumbo can also dump.Dumbo can fly though.
Not specifically limbo dancing, no.but as far as I’m aware, elephants have not been observed to limbo dance in the wild
Don’t be silly, how would an elephant have got on the roof without him noticing?
No new deposits last night, and the trail camera spotted just a hedgehog, a pair of woodpigeons and a magpie. Unless they had joint evil enterprise, worked together and had a workshop and storeroom nearby to accummulate and aggregate outputs until sufficient material was available to plant, we are none the wiser.