Oh crap - mystery garden visitor....

[hc25036]

It's no bird
If you find a bird with a 10cm shit, I'll phone the guinness book of records.

I agreed until we saw the deposit on the roof….


putting a trail camera out tonight in the hope of catching a photo. May take a few attempts though.

 

[farfromthesun]

Goose shit is usually green.

 

[Rockmeister]

shit one and shit 2 don't look identical connected (tho mammals do climb of course).
S1 looks mammal, in fact I's stake some large amount and say IS mammal. S2 is Bird
We have canada goos shit here, buzzard, red kite and raven. All are smaller by a half
10cm is about fox sized, even badger or cat.

 

[PhilofCas]

Elephant?

 

[Sue Pertwee-Tyr]

Elephant?

Don’t be silly, how would an elephant have got on the roof without him noticing?

 

[PhilofCas]

Don’t be silly, how would an elephant have got on the roof without him noticing?

Mmm, yes, good point, didn’t think that one through fully did I.

 

[Richard Lines]

Good Evening All,

I'd say the pooh on the lawn was almost certainly badger.

The roof would, most likely, be goose.

Regards

Richard

 

[Mike Reed]

If you find a bird with a 10cm shit, I'll phone the Guinness book of records.

Ah, yes; Guinness ! Of course, it's a toucan.

 

[Bjork67]

Goose shit is usually green.

Also has a slight aniseed taste , the first two look like human jobbies.

 

[martin clark]

Toucan gesture?

 

[gingermrkettle]

If you find a bird with a 10cm shit

 

[Seeker_UK]

Don’t be silly, how would an elephant have got on the roof without him noticing?

Waited until he was asleep.

 

[PhilofCas]

Waited until he was asleep.

Now take it back @Sue Pertwee-Tyr

 

[hc25036]

Haven’t laughed so much in ages! Thanks all - it seems that the critical scat identification expert hasn’t been along today. If the camera catches sight of the culprit, I’ll update the thread.

 

[Yank]

Archaeopteryx

 

[sean99]

Have you or your wife ever been diagnosed with somnambulism ?

 

[Mike Reed]

O.P., I think those two pictures of yours represent a thread crap !

 

[hc25036]

Have you or your wife ever been diagnosed with somnambulism ?

No, and neither have we eaten anything that would lead to those particular extrusions!

 

[Darren]

Also has a slight aniseed taste , the first two look like human jobbies.

Much wrong-ness

 

[Darren]

O.P., I think those two pictures of yours represent a thread crap !

Boom -Tish!!
The renegade master strikes!!