I work in a factory, am I now a key worker? Can I have all the key worker perks please? School place, check. Prioritised delivery slots, check, nationwide applause every, let's say, Friday at 8pm as I am saving the Boris butt...if my employer does not provide PPE and a safe working environment can I tell my boss that I will stay at home (or sunbathe, play sport by myself, play golf or tennis), I am sure he will be very understanding...
If they won't let me have a school place then where do I put my kids? Grandparents maybe?
Whilst I am here, why reception, year 1 and year 6 'possibly' returning to school in June (yeah, the teachers know a big holiday is coming...just stretch it a little longer and BINGO!) what is that all about!? Obviously reception and year 1 classes follow government guildlines on social distancing and personal hygiene and year 6 have had no SATs, so the only reason they are returning to school is to prepare them for secondary school?!!? WTF. Why don't they open secondary schools earlier especially for those kids. Surely the priority should be years 4 and, certainly, 5 as they have Sat's next year and will have lost, possibly, 12 weeks of critical education that determine their future. Guys, all this, again, proves the whoever-you-ares that supposedly steer this ship we all share haven't read the instruction manual and we all know what happens next....
Sorry Boris, but that jibber jabber.