Konteebos
Surfing on the lake of fire
It's just as well he went to a posh Public School, looking like that at a Comprehensive would have resulted in his face being punched inside-out on the first day...Mogg is a living fossil from an era when manual workers were viewed with suspicion for their latent fecklessness and immorality, where the principal downside of industrialisation was realising you were now surrounded by hoards of masterless men and that the law had to be applied differently to those from servantless households.
In Boris, Jacob saw much to be admired.