Silly things that amuse

[PhilofCas]

Reminds me of that Christmas extravaganza that turned into a complete farce, a few years back. I wonder if any of the organisers have both on their CV.

Yes, I had that in mind too, if they weren't the same people, then they maybe got tips off them.

I know it's a bit awful laughing at things like this, but I hope the people look back and see the funny side too.

 

[Suffolk Tony]

My grandfather was a chain-saw juggler. Well, it was just the one time.

 

[eternumviti]

"Sir

The reaction to the discovery of an unexploded bomb in Plymouth showed a very different attitude to risk than was normal in the postwar years. In 1948, I attended a boarding school next to a disused army training ground, where we were allowed to play. On the gate was a notice that said: “Any boy finding live ammunition MUST bring it to the headmaster’s study without delay.” The notice was removed after someone took in a hand grenade."

From The Times.

 

[daytona600]

 

[andrew d]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1762250171809743204

Tory Gladiator names,

 

[daytona600]

 

[Mike Reed]

Inhabitants of Somerset, mostly dairy farmers utterly dissatisfied by the political situation, have formed a new party called Cheddar Consortium, with their slogan being 'let's make Britain grate again'.

What is the name of the American honey insect? U.S.B.

 

[Suffolk Tony]

If you drop something when you’re young, you just pick it up.

When you’re older & you drop something, you stare at it for a bit and contemplate if you actually need it anymore.

 

[darrenyeats]

If Iron Man and the Silver Surfer teamed up, they’d be alloys.

Mountains are funny, in fact they're hill areas.

I just burned my Hawaiian pizza. I should have cooked it on Aloha temperature.

 

[martin clark]

Mary Poppins was asked her opinion on Trump.

She replied that she considered him a SuperCallousFragileRacistExtraNastyPOTUS.

 

[PhilofCas]

Yes, I had that in mind too, if they weren't the same people, then they maybe got tips off them.

I know it's a bit awful laughing at things like this, but I hope the people look back and see the funny side too.

@Sue Pertwee-Tyr

 

[Suffolk Tony]

I have found marriage to be very educational. For instance, I had no idea there was a wrong way to put milk in the fridge.

 

[Mike Reed]

If you drop something when you’re young, you just pick it up.

If only, Tony.

When you’re older & you drop something, you stare at it for a bit and contemplate if you actually need it anymore.

I simply stoop to concur.

 

[Suffolk Tony]

I found my first grey pubic hair today. Normally things like that don’t bother me, but it was in my Big Mac.

 

[darrenyeats]

Koi fish always travel in groups of four. If attacked, Koi A, B and C escape leaving behind the slower D Koi.

 

[Sue Pertwee-Tyr]

Koi fish always travel in groups of four. If attacked, Koi A, B and C escape leaving behind the slower D Koi.

That's their Automatic Defence Mechanism, also known as Carp ADM

 

[daytona600]

 

[Suffolk Tony]

My wife wanted Chanel 5 for her birthday. She's going to be absolutely made up, all I had to do was retune the Freeview box.

 

[Jamie]

There's no way I'm letting go of my shopping trolley....

Woman yanked into the air by shop shutters finds fame

Anne Hughes, who was pulled into the air by shop shutters, says she will "never hear the end of it".

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Mike Reed]

Koi fish always travel in groups of four. If attacked, Koi A, B and C escape leaving behind the slower D Koi.

Poor ol' D koi obv. knows his plaice in the pecking order. Think it has the wrong letter attributed; should be tail end Charlie.

There's no way I'm letting go of my shopping trolley..

Yes, but she obv. wasn't off hers as she was still very attached to it.