Pig, look up 'impulse response' to see why your objection and analogy are not very valuable.
It doesn't show anything of the kind. Forget the analogy, that was merely an illustration of making two plus two equal six. Which is how the 'tap test' is being used here.
So what are you talking about? Are you saying that hitting an amplifier is an impulse response test? Yeah, and? Are you saying that because the 'tap test' is a valid type of test for some types of issue you can then extrapolate any unrelated conclusion you like out of it?