Didn't think it would be Rob to catch the 'generalisation' humour...
I'd lay good money on a 301 or 401 in as new condition having more rumble, measured at the stylus, than any SME, LP12 variant, or pretty much any other none direct coupled deck of similar quality and broadly similar platter weight.
You can't get away from the constraints of motor-idler-platter direct coupling. If all i was interested in was minimal noise transmission from motor to stylus then an idler would be last on the list, just like suspended sub-chassis would be last on my list for speed stability and non suspended would be last on my list for independence from room effects.
There's no free lunch here. I was party to YNWAN floating his LP12 bearing magnetically for the first time and have heard his deck with and without the mag-lev several times. The Linn bearing is given as -72db, yet floating the bearing was clearly audible in terms of enhanced low level resolution- there's rumble, and then there's 'rumble'...