I think the original from The Office was "There's no 'I' in 'team'. But then there's no 'I' in 'useless smug colleague', either. And there's four in 'platitude-quoting idiot'. Go figure."
Good quote, I wouldn't have seen it because the first ten minutes of The Office was enough to put me off watching it forever. Desperately over-rated unfunny drivel of the highest order. It is (along with any of Ricky Gervais' other attempts at it) to situation comedy what 'The Blair Witch Project' is to decent films.