My new favourite wine bollocks.
“ ...has a wonderfully pixelated bouquet with pellucid dark cherries, fresh raspberry and minerals. It is not as intense as either the 2009 or 2010, but then again, why should it be. It has the kind of bouquet that creeps up on you. The texture of the tannins scream “Burgundy!” on the entry, but there is a seam of graphite threaded through the dark berry fruit that brings you back to Bordeaux.”
Pixellated bouquet - excellent!!
Pellucid yet also dark - excellent!!
Why should it be? - why indeed?
Screaming tannins - wow!
Seam of graphite - this wine was hewn out underground, perhaps.
No wonder it costs £100/bottle IB.