A light-hearted what would you change if you could thread

[ks.234]

no - 1st instance of beard = lifetime ban.

Harsh but fair

 

[Darren L]

Oh and greed

 

[ks.234]

Whilst we're on bans... ban all vanity

Like people who shave every day? Yeah, get’s my vote.

 

[Darren L]

And laziness

 

[foxwelljsly]

I would make sure that all tiny stainless steel milk jugs poured properly.

 

[Bob McC]

Ban everyone who doesn’t shave daily.
Lazy, scruffy bastards.

 

[Marchbanks]

Oh, and home-made Seville-Orange marmalade.

And home-made pickled walnuts too…

 

[MartinC]

Yet some humour does last forever.

Fawlty Towers. If you skip past the Spanish waiter abuse.

You could always make Manuel Portuguese as the Spanish did when they dubbed the series...

 

[martin clark]

Whilst we're on bans... ban all vanity

Oh,n England, we tried that partially - 1653-1659ish.. really, really didn't turn out well.

 

[KrisW]

Yes, we should ban anal pendants. If only for hygiene reasons.

 

[Sue Pertwee-Tyr]

For twenty minutes every Sunday morning there is nothing.

at all.

0.

Can we keep air and gravity going, please?

 

[Big Tabs]

Can we keep air and gravity going, please?

The joy of Nothing.
We wouldn’t know.

 

[Big Tabs]

Ban everyone who doesn’t shave daily.
Lazy, scruffy bastards.

yeah, and men should have to shave as well.

 

[gintonic]

total bodily depilation for all

 

[gintonic]

restrict usage of the functionality of the Internet by age group. Over 70s prevented from playing with settings, messing with hardware. Over 70s to be bombarded with adverts for Saga holidays, Wethers Originals and incontinence pants

 

[Sue Pertwee-Tyr]

The joy of Nothing.
We wouldn’t know.

But then it wouldn’t need to be every Sunday, just one Sunday. And indeed, there would be no more Sundays after that.

 

[eternumviti]

Ban everyone who doesn’t shave daily.
Lazy, scruffy bastards.

I haven't shaved for years. But then I am a lazy, scruffy bastard.

 

[blossomchris]

ban everything I dislike

 

[Bart]

Bill Bailey’s hair’style’.

 

[Tarzan]

Death sentence for drivers that park on motorway overpasses and watch the traffic.
All z-list celebs and "reality" TV oiks to be put through a wood-chipper and in the same vein, Essex to be disconnected, floated out and sunk with all hands.

That is Essexist that is Wot wee eva done to ewe Cuz/ Bruv etc.