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Half way to Infinity
Harsh but fairno - 1st instance of beard = lifetime ban.
Harsh but fairno - 1st instance of beard = lifetime ban.
Like people who shave every day? Yeah, get’s my vote.Whilst we're on bans... ban all vanity
And home-made pickled walnuts too…Oh, and home-made Seville-Orange marmalade.
You could always make Manuel Portuguese as the Spanish did when they dubbed the series...Yet some humour does last forever.
Fawlty Towers. If you skip past the Spanish waiter abuse.
Oh,n England, we tried that partially - 1653-1659ish.. really, really didn't turn out well.Whilst we're on bans... ban all vanity
Can we keep air and gravity going, please?For twenty minutes every Sunday morning there is nothing.
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Can we keep air and gravity going, please?
Ban everyone who doesn’t shave daily.
Lazy, scruffy bastards.
But then it wouldn’t need to be every Sunday, just one Sunday. And indeed, there would be no more Sundays after that.The joy of Nothing.
We wouldn’t know.
I haven't shaved for years. But then I am a lazy, scruffy bastard.Ban everyone who doesn’t shave daily.
Lazy, scruffy bastards.
Death sentence for drivers that park on motorway overpasses and watch the traffic.
All z-list celebs and "reality" TV oiks to be put through a wood-chipper and in the same vein, Essex to be disconnected, floated out and sunk with all hands.