Joe Hutch
Mate of the bloke
We've had ours for about 15 years. It puts out some weedy flowers, which quickly fade and die. Meanwhile, other houses near by have wisteria offensively covered in flowers that seem to last for weeks. We've tried feeding the bastard, pruning it right back as far as we dare, but it majors on leaves that fall as soon as August begins, and carry on falling for several months.