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A very new looking hearse (Mercedes), weaving assertively shall we say in traffic and I was doing 60 in a 50 through multiple junctions and merging traffic flows. I could not keep up, esp when he did 60 through a busy 40. I think it might have been a Brabus due to the "B" on the back. In fact he was heading back to the death depot after an honest days labour at 3.30pm. Must have been a stiff chassis from the way he was throwing it around, and no, there was no one in the back, so no excuse. When I passed him I thought about putting the window down and shouting " if you keep driving like that and you'll end up in the back."
Half an hour earlier I was almost taken out by a man carrying a 10ft long piece of 4"x2" outside B&Q. He was attempting to cross the road and the plank stuck 5ft out onto the road. He was either pissed or stupid but given the location, probably both.
Half an hour earlier I was almost taken out by a man carrying a 10ft long piece of 4"x2" outside B&Q. He was attempting to cross the road and the plank stuck 5ft out onto the road. He was either pissed or stupid but given the location, probably both.