UEFA Euros 2024

[richardg]

72% possession and they might as well play with themselves. We'll be heading for the garden soon.

74% now and still look like we are trying to give the ball away!

 

[Pravda]

Half time, I feel sorry for the fans, paying all that money to watch that sheite

 

[Sloop John B]

Peak Southgate. No fun at all watching this.

Oh I wouldn’t say that!

.sjb

 

[adamk]

All that possession is playing square balls in the middle third.
It’s so obviously still not working.
No chance of Beaky shaking it up, Kane off, Bellingham off, Saka off - Watkins, Gordon, Palmer on - in my dreams

 

[richardg]

If he'd just played 4-4-2 against this lot we'd have been 3 up by now.

 

[gintonic]

Beaky

who?

 

[Pravda]

Everone and his mate are saying "up the tempo, quick one-two's", but we've been calling for that since he got the job. Knob.

 

[Tigerjones]

I reckon if you asked Connor Gallagher his date of birth, right now, he’d struggle to give you a coherent answer.

 

[Pravda]

Well they mean business now, there;s some serious spitting going on, even when they havent got the ball

 

[koi]

England like watching paint dry

 

[Lee T]

Has Cole Palmer been sent home?

 

[Alex S]

Please god, someone do something. The fans deserve it.

 

[tricky1]

Stay calm. England will reveal Gareth's master plan when we get to the last 16.....

 

[Pravda]

Has Cole Palmer been sent home?

He wishes

 

[richardg]

Has Cole Palmer been sent home?

You were saying?

 

[Pravda]

He wishes

Oh no, he's come on, about bloody time

 

[richardg]

Stay calm. England will reveal Gareth's master plan when we get to the last 16.....

I have a hope he is playing shit on purpose, to outfox the decent teams. But I can't see any manager adopting this tournament strategy.

 

[koi]

• 74 mins the closest England have come

 

[Sloop John B]

I think England are a lot better this half.

.sjb

 

[notaclue]

As I understand it, UEFA awards the cup to the most boring team, right?

England looking good.