An odd kind of day.
I took my car in for a service and decided to use the three-hour wait time on a circular walk connecting nature reserve, river, canal and town centre record shops. After picking up my copy of Gabor Szabo’s The Sorcerer I found myself walking past a factory making furniture designed by Dieter Rams. ‘We have a showroom in town’ the sign continued. I decided I needed to visit. I swung onto the canal towpath and headed that way.
Two girl-child street urchins were shading themselves under a bridge and smoking a dubious substance. As I approached, walked past them and continued on my way a brief conversation took place.
‘Are you Santa?’ the surly one of the pair asked.
‘Yes, I am,’ I replied.
‘I like your beard, it’s cool!’ said the smiley one.
‘Well, thank you…’
‘Are you really Santa?’ asked no.1 again.
‘Certainly!’
‘Can you get me something, then?’
‘Of course.’
‘I want a Red Bull!’
‘OK’ I said, continuing along the canal and not up the path to the shops.
‘Aren’t you going to get me a Red Bull?’ she called.
‘You have to wait until Christmas!’ I called back. I heard smiley one laugh.
Surly one dropped her voice. ‘Why do I have to wait until Christmas?’ she asked her mate.
At the next bridge I stepped back to let a hiker-y looking chap go past. He asked me if I was local, as he needed help. I said I knew the area fairly well. He said it wasn’t really help with directions that he needed because he was local too, but…
A long and complex story began, involving losing first and only job since graduation, losing house, applying for job, passing interviews, needing a address, staying at a youth hostel tonight in [he gave me the name of a local village where I happen to know there is a youth hostel] and loads more besides. ‘I’m sorry, I’m talking quickly as I am nervous and embarrassed. Thank you so much for listening and treating me like a human being’ he said. I began to drift off as I could see there was a punchline on the way. When it arrived, it was £24. I looked at him. He was well-spoken, articulate, totally unaggressive and wore a smile. I couldn’t say with any certainty whether or not he was having me on, but for the first time in my life in this kind of situation I said OK.
We walked, chatting, along the sunny streets towards the ATM at a local Sainsbury’s. I couldn’t help thinking that this sort of thing was supposed to happen at knifepoint. He saw I had been buying vinyl, and asked me what sort of music I liked. Jazz, I said. Do I play? A little, but I don’t have time to practice enough. I told him about the street urchins. ‘You handled that perfectly!’ he laughed.
We arrived at the ATM. I gave him £30. ‘I promise I will pay you back’ he said. I told him to treat it as a gift from Santa. We compromised on a donation to Cancer Research. I would like to think they will see it one day.
I decided I needed a rest after all that. I finished my interrupted journey back into town and sat for a couple of minutes on a rather lovely Dieter Rams-designed £8000 sofa before trudging back to my car and so completing my seven-mile walk.