cctaylor
pfm Member
Bluey show in Brighton causes headcache for election count
Bluey's live theatre show gives a headache for those trying to organise an election count.
www.bbc.co.uk
Silly things that amuse
- Thread starter Sue Pertwee-Tyr
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Suffolk Tony
Aim low, achieve your goals, avoid disappointment.
“Are there any accomplishments from your last job you're particularly proud of?”
“I'm responsible for ten new rules in their employee handbook”
“That's great! You wrote them?”
“That's not what I said…”
“I'm responsible for ten new rules in their employee handbook”
“That's great! You wrote them?”
“That's not what I said…”
daytona600
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darrenyeats
pfm Member
My wife said, if you’re bored why don’t you make a bird table? Now she’s annoyed because I put her in fifth place.
robs
should know how this works by no
Spat my G&T...excellent!
chartz
If it’s broke fix it!
Are Fuses in Plugs Directional ?
Just been on the Green Forum and in their lounge there is a post about changing plug fuses. The poster said that the treble was much smoother after changing the direction of the fuse..i.e 180 degrees I think he is an OCD type personally ...disects every nuance of his system...listens to the...
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Salamander
pfm Member
Posted on another forum:-
It's the Pipe Smokers Bible ( Which Magazine )
It's the Pipe Smokers Bible ( Which Magazine )
daytona600
Registered User
Suffolk Tony
Aim low, achieve your goals, avoid disappointment.
Went to the sperm bank earlier - the lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup.
I said “I'm good but I'm not ready to compete in a tournament yet”
I said “I'm good but I'm not ready to compete in a tournament yet”
Suffolk Tony
Aim low, achieve your goals, avoid disappointment.
Me: “Whose dog are you?”
Dog: “I'm your dog I'm your dog!! Yes yes!” twirl twirl!
Me: “Whose cat are you?”
Cat: “Possession is a solipsistic paradigm Marie; however if I were to define myself as 'Belonging' it would be to myself.”
Dog: “I'm your dog I'm your dog!! Yes yes!” twirl twirl!
Me: “Whose cat are you?”
Cat: “Possession is a solipsistic paradigm Marie; however if I were to define myself as 'Belonging' it would be to myself.”
daytona600
Registered User
daytona600
Registered User
Suffolk Tony
Aim low, achieve your goals, avoid disappointment.
I’m in the wife’s bad books. Last night, the house alarm was accidentally set off by our cat. I misunderstood her when she told me to go down and disable it.