TheDecameron
Unicorns fart glitter.
Bruised feelings and one or two clothes mending/dry cleaning bills. Chap just needs to dust himself self down and organise a dual for a later date.
Ben Stokes going down?
- Thread starter gavreid
- Start date
TheDecameron
Unicorns fart glitter.
I can tell if someone’s guilty just by their appearance- even behind a burqa . I’m eagerly waiting to be called for jury service as I like to fulfill my civic duty.
Stunsworth
pfm Member
You asked a question, I answered it.
Stunsworth
pfm Member
Yes.
-alan-
pfm Member
Ouch - that's outside the realms of a bit of handbags. Could have been even worse if the guy who got floored hadn't managed to keep his chin tucked in and avoid the back of his head hitting the road.
You know f all. Why would a millionaire cricketer live in a dump as you describe it? Two premier league footballers as well. And me.
TheDecameron
Unicorns fart glitter.
Steve, would this be..ahem...first hand knowledge?
I sent sayin' noffink Dec, vat case never went to court, did it?
All joking aside, I have second hand knowledge, an acquaintance is a now somewhat aging Grimsby hard man. For a time he bounced the doors of grimsby's premier fighting pub *on his own*. When he eventually got a hiding, from 6 lads, they had to hire 4 men to take over. A few years back he had a falling-out with a local crim and went to town on him. GBH, and grievous it certainly was. The crim was never the same again, to the extent that a copper thanked him for taking him out of circulation. He had a load of previous, got 6 months. That's all. So BS won't go down for a scrap outside a pub. Oh, and apparently Full Sutton prison is "like a f*ing holiday camp, play pool, go to the gym, no booze, lost weight, got fit. Being out on a tag, having to put up with my missus in my ear, was loads worse. " Er, right.
All joking aside, I have second hand knowledge, an acquaintance is a now somewhat aging Grimsby hard man. For a time he bounced the doors of grimsby's premier fighting pub *on his own*. When he eventually got a hiding, from 6 lads, they had to hire 4 men to take over. A few years back he had a falling-out with a local crim and went to town on him. GBH, and grievous it certainly was. The crim was never the same again, to the extent that a copper thanked him for taking him out of circulation. He had a load of previous, got 6 months. That's all. So BS won't go down for a scrap outside a pub. Oh, and apparently Full Sutton prison is "like a f*ing holiday camp, play pool, go to the gym, no booze, lost weight, got fit. Being out on a tag, having to put up with my missus in my ear, was loads worse. " Er, right.
Barrymagrec
pfm Member
I wouldn`t want to live anywhere near premier league footballers or Ben Stokes................ I don`t know you....
Andrew C!
Been around a while....
It is not prudent to assess sentencing guidelines at this time. All the evidence has not been heard.
And yes, I do have knowledge of this type of offence, and also the sentencing guidelines and conditions. For one thing, the previous convictions of the suspects will not be admissible until guilt has been proven(except in very specific circumstances). This kind of info will be used in and subsequent sentencing.
A google search, or a read of the CPS website, will confirm this.
And yes, I do have knowledge of this type of offence, and also the sentencing guidelines and conditions. For one thing, the previous convictions of the suspects will not be admissible until guilt has been proven(except in very specific circumstances). This kind of info will be used in and subsequent sentencing.
A google search, or a read of the CPS website, will confirm this.
Swamp Thing
Remainiac Terrorist
Of course he'll never go to gaol. He'll be offered a position in a dozen (11 plus 12th man) of the worst cricket playing convicts. We know two of the others. They will be trained to play a game in Afghanistan where there will be a meeting of the worlds worst terrorist leaders from ISIS, Taliban, Al Qaeda, Jaish-e-Mohammed, Lashkar-e-Omar and the WRVS. They will disable the sentries with subtle attacks disguised as googlies, doosrahs and slower balls.
It is, of course, practically a suicide mission. But should anyone survive they will be returned to their team and reinstated at their previous rank.
Major Flintoff, himself also serving after previous misdemeanours, will be in the van taking Stokes to the pokey to make the offer.
It is, of course, practically a suicide mission. But should anyone survive they will be returned to their team and reinstated at their previous rank.
Major Flintoff, himself also serving after previous misdemeanours, will be in the van taking Stokes to the pokey to make the offer.
matthewr
spɹɐʍʞɔɐq spɹoɔǝɹ ɹnoʎ sʎɐld
Marchbanks
Hat and Beard member
You behind the burqa, or the accused?
Last edited:
Sue Pertwee-Tyr
Accuphase all the way down
So, as this is Crown Court, the maximum sentence is 3 years. Looking at the guidelines that is clearly highly unlikely, but a short custodial sentence doesn’t appear out of the question.
