A light-hearted what would you change if you could thread

[Somafunk]

I’d move the U.K. into the middle of the Mediterranean.

Bad idea unless we can remove every single gammon from the country for obvious reasons

 

[Darren L]

Bring back Frys Five Centres chocolate bar.

 

[kasperhauser]

A solid re-engineering of human biology so that peeing, pooing, and sleeping are no longer required. Big wastes of time, and I'm over it. (No, I don't know how it would work, either. That's for R&D to figure out. I'm an idea man.)

 

[Paul L]

Alas Kasper a committee would form and after months would announce - good news! You never have to pick your nose again, and we’ve got some tougher longer-term projects we’re working on too.

 

[Big Tabs]

No more microwave ovens, convenience food, Ready Meals, etc. (apart from Vesta Curries)
everyone has to cook from scratch.
Time-poor? Then you don’t eat.
Ban artificial sweeteners.
Everyone has a monthly sugar allowance.

 

[Bob McC]

Bring back Birds instant whip.

 

[Paul L]

Not birds wiv an instant whip!

 

[Mike Hughes]

What jpy.

I’m with @Big Tabs all the way re: compulsory music and dance.

I would then make it a criminal offence to operate a mobile phone whilst walking; talking to others (bus drivers for example) or in any cultural venue.

Finally, I want Texas bars back and full size Wagon Wheels despite the fact that both would likely wipe out the remainder of my teeth.

 

[Seeker_UK]

Bring back Birds instant whip.

This should fit the bill.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Jell-Butterscotch-Instant-Pudding-Filling/dp/B003WWNMVM/?tag=pinkfishmedia-21

 

[martin clark]

Mandatory permananent mobile phone confiscation from the numerous morons who walk around speaking awkwardly into the edge of their phones, thereby leaving the rest of us in sufference to both sides of their loud, inane conversations.

Define Jaffa cakes as qualifying for the 5-a-day fruit & veg allowance.

 

[Paul L]

The 5-a-day was made up to appease the government of the day back in the 60s or 70s I believe, the advisors actually said 12 was the recommendation but the govt knew that would never work on the public.

 

[Bob McC]

This should fit the bill.

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Jell-Butterscotch-Instant-Pudding-Filling/dp/B003WWNMVM/?tag=pinkfishmedia-21

I was going to add my original post “all flavours except butterscotch”!

 

[mykel]

Bicycle suspension makers who continually try to reinvent the wheel every couple product cycles should be forced to ride fully rigid mountain-bikes with 72 degree head-angles, 72 degree seat tube angles and 1.95" tires in chunky rock terrain forever

 

[gintonic]

Move the House of Lords to Jaywick.

eh?

 

[gintonic]

remove all politics, economics and religious threads from PFM

 

[Gingerbeard]

All adverts would be banned on Youtube, it would be subscription based only with say 50% of the subscription allocated to paying the content creators

 

[martin clark]

The 5-a-day was made up to appease the government of the day back in the 60s or 70s I believe, the advisors actually said 12 was the recommendation but the govt knew that would never work on the public.

Good.

Let 8 of the 12-a-day, be satisfied by Jaffa Cakes ...

 

[Rockmeister]

I'd change mankind so their first instinct was to like, not mistrust, starngers.

 

[Minio]

Move the House of Lords to Jaywick.

Clacton might be better.

At least it's got a Travelodge.

 

[gez]

Bicycle suspension makers who continually try to reinvent the wheel every couple product cycles should be forced to ride fully rigid mountain-bikes with 72 degree head-angles, 72 degree seat tube angles and 1.95" tires in chunky rock terrain forever

Too lenient, make them ride road race bikes instead.