Mullardman
Moderately extreme...
When was your last tetanus jab?
Can't honestly recall, but I've had a few over the years. Many.. many years ago, I stood on a nail. The Tennis shoes I was wearing offered little protection and said rusty nail sank a good 1/2 inch or more into the ball of my foot. I took myself off to A&E where they obliged with a Tetanus jab. I asked them to look closely at the wound and they declared it 'clean'. A week or so later it 'flared up' and I started investigating. A bit of a squeeze forced out what I first thought was thick white pus. It turned out to be a 1/2 inch long sliver of white rubber from the sole of my tennis shoe....
Fortunately, I didn't die.