A thread to catalogue the eloquence, dignity, diplomacy and wisdom of Boris Johnson: IV VONC

[matthewr]

Rees-mogg he will bring back gas lighting and rickets

Pete

And hopefully laudanum so we can all dull the pain of it all

 

[Tony L]

Rees-mogg he will bring back gas lighting and rickets

They’ve already brought back no lighting due to crippling energy costs and polio, so not much of a manifesto.

 

[Caledon1297]

At this difficult time, please send thoughts and prayers to Mad Nad...

 

[Tony L]

Hopefully Dorries will be kicked to the furthest extremes of the back benches ASAP.

 

[TheDecameron]

Steve Baker, like the other z-lister Suella Braverman, is laying his barrow out with indecent haste for the TV cameras. He would turn Britain into Gilead.

 

[Tony L]

Cold War Steve (Twitter).

PS Larry’s hat!

 

[Mike Reed]

Bring back Maggie; she'd be a dead cert !

 

[Sonority]

Rees-mogg he will bring back gas lighting and rickets

Pete

He did say he would never serve another PM.
Let's hope he keeps his word.

 

[TheDecameron]

Tory civil war!!

 

[Caledon1297]

He did say he would never serve another PM.
Let's hope he keeps his word.

Doesn't rule him out from being Prime Minister, though... not as stupid as he looks!

 

[MikeMA]

Unacceptable- get him out today. Removal trucks round the back, physically remove him without delay.

Yeh!....Get Exit Done!

 

[Ponty]

The gullible’s choice seems to be Truss.

The party will select primarily based on the next GE chances. They need a more centrist conservative, well that’s what I’d like to see. The world is also a far more serious and dangerous place than it was only a few years ago. Think I’d like Hunt. I like Ben Wallace as well but think he’s best left in defence.

 

[Sue Pertwee-Tyr]

Rees-mogg he will bring back gas lighting and rickets

Pete

We’ve had the gaslighting for a while now.

 

[SteveS1]

The Downing Street flat will need fumigation and as well as the 'Algerian Brothel Chique' decor removed. Martinis all round at Theresa May's gaff.

 

[Ptah]

I've seen the odds on Mordaunt short.

 

[Caledon1297]

Clearly, he's desperate to hold on as he still hasn't been Prime Minister for as long as... Theresa May!

 

[Tony L]

How? What?

Just to go back to this again. Here is Johnson actually admitting he had private meetings with a KGB agent at the time of the poisoning incidents (Jo Maugham, Twitter). Given the Conservative Party has received so many £millions in donations from dodgy Russian oligarchs he is potentially in very deep water here.

This will get brushed under the carpet for a while in the media frenzy, which is why we all need to keep the pressure on by funding Good Law Project etc. The corruption in the Conservative Party is endemic and will continue long after Johnson’s shit has been cleaned off the walls of No.10. We need to keep the spotlight shining brightly.

 

[Zepfan]

Doesn't rule him out from being Prime Minister, though... not as stupid as he looks!

To be fair, nobody could be as stupid as he looks…

 

[calorgas]

Steve Baker, like the other z-lister Suella Braverman, is laying his barrow out with indecent haste for the TV cameras. He would turn Britain into Gilead.

He was mentioned earlier and as I didn't know much about him I did a bit of googling. Tbh even after everything we've witnessed over the last decade I still find myself astounded at just how deranged some Tory MP's are.

 

[TheDecameron]

The Downing Street flat will need fumigation and as well as the 'Algerian Brothel Chique' decor removed. Martinis all round at Theresa May's gaff.

I hope the new renters let the cameras in to reveal the full horror. It’ll be Ceausescu’s Palace on the cheap.