Henry the Cat is at the animal hospital this morning to lose his testicles. Poor little guy. All it took to capture him and get him into the cat carrier was deception and a complete betrayal of his trust.
After Henry is back home and healing, it'll be Oscar's turn. Henry was the priority, because he's begun doing stinky things. Oscar's only major transgression, besides following Henry around and sniffing the stench, is to occasionally try to rape the (male) kitten.
I'm going to have to invest in an ultraviolet torch to find the last of Henry's disgusting marks, although I think I've already found and cleaned the worst of them.