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Yiiiiiihaaa!!! The 20'000 UKP power cable is here!

It's got a wooden block on! it must be good!

Heres a tip for all you aspiring hi end cable makers!

1. you must have a wooden block somewhere on the cable, wooden blocks are classy and make the sound organic.

2. You must have undertaken years of research to get to the point where the cable works when plugged into a wall socket.

3, An acronym must be designated to the cable, for example W.A.N.K (weaved atom nano krons).

4. You must name your cable after a mythical creature or god.

5. Always use technical words in the descriptions of the cable, mono flange matrix for example.
 
Look at that twisted dual mono micro filament, that ultrapure conductor...oh god, it even has a wooden block stuck on it.

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No measurements that show it makes an amp sound better, or different, than a £3 kettle lead? Ah, still, their products are named after Norse mythology, that's totally original and a sure-fire way of knowing you're dealing with people who know what they are talking about and not just a Advertising Agency with an occult bent that happens to think cables, being as bland and vacuous a vessel as water has proven to be since the 80s, would be an ideal proxy for the spreading of the consumerist's ennui in their copper wires via newfangled redacted techno-sophism, whilst also providing the chance for the afore disenfranchised to find some crumbling peace by spending money on multi K£ fancy cable products, that in resolving the newly seeded cable doubts, also fulfil a reward mechanism as the individual dutifully spends money on themselves for their ability to perceive audio so damn well.

It's like a window seller smashing your home's windows in then informing you 'your house is a bit drafty and full of rain'. Oh thanks, better buy some windows, got any?
 
Crystallography Oriented Cable Kinestics. Cock.

Ballistically Oriented Linearity Locked Oxygenfree Copper Kinesis System. Bollocks.

Hey, it works!
 
yep :p it's the "let's see paul allen's card" scene, Mr Bateman melting over tastefully thick business cards ha :)
 
Cryogenically Reduced Audible Pollutants

Super High-frequency Interacting Tension


Yep... these acronyms really catch on
 
Only to people who have already bought their own substations...I wonder who their target market actually is?
 
I HATE American Psycho. Not seen the film but the book is a nasty piece of pornography, and you have to plod through pages of nasty misogynistic trash before he makes his rather facile point about American consumerism and the American Dream at the end.
 
I don't care for the message either, i just like the mindless killing and dismemberment of bodies. It's a great film on so many levels.

Really though.....TBH, it's a masterpiece and sums up the 90's quite well IMO. Its not just about greed.

Ego, fcuking over people, fcuking, shallowness, hate, twisted passions, self loathing, drugs, perfection, stock markets, beauty and cleaning. Just a few details.
 
spacey said:
I don't care for the message either, i just like the mindless killing and dismemberment of bodies. It's a great film on so many levels.

Really though.....TBH, it's a masterpiece and sums up the 90's quite well IMO. Its not just about greed.

Ego, fcuking over people, fcuking, shallowness, hate, twisted passions, self loathing, drugs, perfection, stock markets, beauty and cleaning. Just a few details.
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Wrong decade. It's set in, and is about, the 80's. By the 90's we had all taken too much acid and ecstasy so several people began to forget not to vote Labour ever again.
 
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