What are you doing to minimise catching or spreading Covid-19

[Joe]

I feel like starting a petition to get Tony to change the name of "off topic" to "mums net "

 

[blossomchris]

I have a 16 pack of Andrex Aloe Vera quilted bog rolls.
I’m looking to exchange them for a 4 bedroomed flat in Kensington...

Should be a fair swop for JB's london flat he was selling.

Bloss

 

[Roger Adams]

I imagine I will minimise my options by ending up in A&E later tonight, such is the force and regularity with which I am bashing my head against a wall.

 

[Alex S]

I’m avoiding No.10

 

[ampman]

I've been going on the Tokyo trains every day, no choice. No masks or tests available (Olympics far more important) but the sauna and Glenlivet 15 are seemingly keeping me alive.

 

[35451]

WFH. Waitrose close, pubs n restaurants close. Sorted.

m5 south close. Although my Devon haven no more safe, since my old school and Church where I did Wedding 2.0 both been closed due to infections.

REMOTE dartmoor or Exmoor still looks good for wild camping.

 

[jackbarron]

Should be a fair swop for JB's london flat he was selling.

Bloss

I wondered why people were buying so much bog-paper. I'll settle for wiping on George Osborne and The Evening Standard.

Jack

 

[Yomanze]

As a daily train commuter into Manchester, I am just avoiding touching my face, and washing my hands more.

Oh and today was a day where I didn’t feel like using the ticket machine, so Trainline app it is...

 

[35451]

I’m avoiding No.10

Im avoiding number 2s

 

[SteveS1]

I’m avoiding No.10

Im avoiding number 2s

That's the same thing.

 

[Roger Adams]

I'm avoiding talking or reading about it.

If we all do that we'll be back to normal in no time.

 

[Bjork67]

Are you really though Roger?

 

[35451]

That's the same thing.

Can’t flush one away....

 

[Roger Adams]

Are you really though Roger?

Trying to self quarantine. Utterly impossible over here. I watched 4 hours of CNN last night for the elections but all they talked about was the bloody virus.

I've now booked a ticket to a remote SE Asian Island (for the 19th) so at least I won't be able to understand what they are talking about. They certainly have no television and I don't think they have wifi. Am booked for almost a month. That's the annual holiday gone but no doubt they will send us home soon anyway...

 

[Bob McC]

If they let you in in the first place.

 

[Barrymagrec]

I've now booked a ticket to a remote SE Asian Island (for the 19th) so at least I won't be able to understand what they are talking about. They certainly have no television and I don't think they have wifi. Am booked for almost a month. That's the annual holiday gone but no doubt they will send us home soon anyway...

Go for a Cruise - they`ll be really cheap now and you`ll probably get an extra fortnight at no extra charge.

 

[Roger Adams]

If they let you in in the first place.

All clear as of today. Fingers crossed.

 

[Weekender]

As a daily train commuter into Manchester...

My sympathies...

 

[tqineil]

Just got off a fairly full EasyJet flight into Belfast, they give a C19 Safety talk now pre-flight, wasn’t clear what we could do once they’d told us tho.. I didn’t wear my N95 mask btw

 

[bob]

I imagine I will minimise my options by ending up in A&E later tonight, such is the force and regularity with which I am bashing my head against a wall.

Hit it harder, please.