Thread to Get Cancelled

[blossomchris]

What about the women who eat meat?

All veggies are ladies, one for each sex

 

[Kirk]

If Helmet Newton were alive today he’d work for p*rnhub.

Having worked with him, you may well be right

 

[Accuphaseman]

Can only eat Spag Bol on Tuesdays.

 

[Big Tabs]

All veggies are ladies, one for each sex

It's all meat and potatoes to me

 

[vuk]

people who claim to enjoy stuff like free-form jazz, alfred schnittke or piere boulez are just posing as being more sophisticated than the rest of us.

i was going to throw elvis costello into that mix, but he's so awful, there has to be another explanation.

 

[Accuphaseman]

ABC was a band for people that couldn’t spell.

 

[Jamie]

All Jazz is crap.

Apart from the Queen album, Jazz.

 

[matt j]

Apart from the Queen album, Jazz.

Sorry no, Queen are worse than Jazz. Double crap.

 

[Bob McC]

What’s wrong with braised pangolin?

 

[Marchbanks]

Nigel Blackwell is basically John Bishop with a guitar, and a scowl instead of the teeth.

 

[Tony L]

Rothko is a way better painter than Rubins or Botticelli. As, obviously, is Pollock.

 

[kevinrt]

Men under 70 shouldn’t wear flat caps or generally dress like their grandads.

Describing something as ‘minty‘ should have been left behind in the school playground.

 

[julifriend]

This is very subtle as obviously Dr Roberts is the best thing. Well played.

That‘ll be Professor Roberts if you don’t mind.

 

[herb]

God exists

 

[ks.234]

She hasn’t got a beard...

If you didn’t have such a thing against going down you’d know true

 

[ks.234]

The writer Ford Madox Ford, who had a German father and English mother, was talking to a friend, who said 'The trouble with you, Fordie, is that you're not really English'. Ford protested that he was born in England, had been to an English public school, had many friends amongst the English aristocracy, and loved the English countryside. 'All the same, you're not really English', his friend replied. Ford continued to protest, giving further examples of his Englishness, and eventually said, 'In what way am I not truly English?' His friend replied 'Because you don't understand cricket', and Ford was forced to admit defeat.

Cricket is for people who aren’t good enough to play football

 

[Marchbanks]

Men under 70 shouldn’t wear flat caps or generally dress like their grandads.

I’d be rather impressed to see a man over 70 dressing like his grandad.

 

[matthewr]

Rothko is a way better painter than Rubins or Botticelli. As, obviously, is Pollock.

Especially if what you need painting is square.

 

[ks.234]

Men under 70 shouldn’t wear flat caps or generally dress like their grandads.

Some friends of mine heard that and would like a quiet word

 

[Big Tabs]

God exists

The best so far.