Thread to Get Cancelled

[eternumviti]

If masturbation isn't the real thing, what is?

 

[Seeker_UK]

This is The Real Thing:

 

[vuk]

If masturbation isn't the real thing, what is?

i will PM you a 1-900 number

 

[herb]

Trying to get my head round what this means ?

mind and matter are the same stuff - called monism (metaphysics, very unscientific and will get me cancelled for that)

I did that experiment in 1967 and nobody could explain it then...

 

[Tony L]

This is The Real Thing:

I used to vaguely know Chris, he popped into a record shop I worked in late-80s now and again. He also bred championship-winning Afghan hounds!

 

[Joe Hutch]

Q-Anon is the most reliable news source, closely followed by Fox News.

 

[Joe Hutch]

There's no question that can't be answered by watching a 90-minute YouTube video by somebody you've never heard of.

And if you don't agree with the arguments in that video, here's a two-hour one that further explains it all. This one is presented by someone who still lives with his Mum, and who dresses in the dark.

 

[Joe Hutch]

All you 'woke' people can go back to sleep now.

 

[Big Tabs]

Damon Albarn has a beautiful singing voice.

 

[cutting42]

I love my bic razor and squirty foam

 

[Bob McC]

But not necessarily in that order...

 

[Joe Hutch]

In an online discussion, the best way to get your point across and convince others is to USE LOTS OF CAPITALS, adding some text in bold. To really get the point across increase the font size, adding plenty of exclamation marks to keep your audience awake!!!!!! Conclude with some emoticons to show that you're a regular guy and not some elitist intellectual .

 

[Seeker_UK]

Add "Fact" to the end of your assertions. It carries as much weight as having to bother with real evidence and intellectual rigour. Fact.

 

[ks.234]

Porcupine Tree are derivative.

 

[Joe Hutch]

Add "Fact" to the end of your assertions. It carries as much weight as having to bother with real evidence and intellectual rigour. Fact.

And adding the words 'end of' concludes the argument. End of.

 

[Seeker_UK]

Porcupine Tree are derivative.

If by "derivative" you mean, "so far up themselves they can read the maker's name", you may have a point.

 

[ralphj]

33 and a 1/3 rpm -- who thought that was a suitable speed for spinning an LP? (that's 33.33333333 ... for those metrically inclined)

Theres an explanation on t'internet webby thingy where it's shown through a historic causal chain of events that the circumference of a roman chariot wheel, as of about 2 B.C., has determined that turntables rotate at 33 1/3 rpm.
PS If you always keep to imperial fractions you don't have to deal with nasty euro latino decimals.

 

[MikeMA]

Isn't CGI brilliant? I love Game of Thrones.

 

[zarniwoop]

And adding the words 'end of' concludes the argument. End of.

For variety, adding "Next..." achieves the same goal.

Next...

 

[Seeker_UK]