Thread to Get Cancelled

[Kirk]

Climate change is a hoax.

 

[JimmyB]

People who use the word 'Lush' should have their eyeballs removed with a sharpened melon baller.

 

[darrenyeats]

People who use the word 'Lush' should have their eyeballs removed with a sharpened melon baller.

Tidy.

 

[Seeker_UK]

Tidy.

Iz'nit?

 

[Jamie]

People who use the word 'Lush' should have their eyeballs removed with a sharpened melon baller.

I have to use Google to translate the terms and acronyms my 11 year old uses.

 

[Jamie]

The best way to start a sentence is:

So...

 

[Nick_G]

The Beatles were overrated rubbish.

 

[Big Tabs]

I have to use Google to translate the terms and acronyms my 11 year old uses.

Is 'Lush' an acronym?

I sometimes describe my wife as 'A Lush,' which she freely admits to.

 

[MVV]

Train station. Over 50s in 'leisure wear'. Clothes with writing on. Those horrid little socks in trainers. All ball games. Pub games.Video games. Slippers.

 

[richardkendell]

People who use the word 'Lush' should have their eyeballs removed with a sharpened melon baller.

And people who buy stuff from the shop. It stinks.

 

[omers]

On average masturbation is better than sex.

 

[matthewr]

If your masturbation is only average, you need to up your game.

 

[omers]

I truely have no other reference. I rate both though.

 

[matthewr]

I truely have no other reference. I rate both though.

Most people get to the 10,000 hours of practice level by about 15 years old

How you doing, Omer. Long time no see.

 

[Big Tabs]

Most people get to the 10,000 hours of practice level by about 15 years old

I think that is about an hour and a half everyday for 20 years.

I would need to swap hands.

 

[omers]

Most people get to the 10,000 hours of practice level by about 15 years old

How you doing, Omer. Long time no see.

True I was so lonely by the age of 15...

Thx Matthew, very long time... Even being the schizoid that I am, isolation is driving me mad. I think the global personal isolation will have its toll on peoples lives in ways we do not yet understand.
Omer.

 

[ks.234]

If your masturbation is only average, you need to up your game.

Masturbation. Sex with someone I love.

 

[vuk]

if we really care about confronting islamophobia, should we not be putting up a few replacement statues of islamic champion and revolutionary, osama bin laden, who was executed without trial by an imperialist power?

 

[I.D.C.]

Trying to get my head round what this means ?

 

[vuk]

@matthewr, @omers

someone recently told me of an embedded ad running one of the big pron sites that actually referenced the lockdown and stressed the ethics of masturbation as a safe, responsible alternative to the real thing. apparently, they were also offering the services of a live, virtual companion over videophone to address some of the psychological concerns omer has correctly raised about isolation.