Tamara Ecclestone burgled.

[jackbarron]

She's still got the car lift, so she can't really complain.

Jack

 

[Alex S]

Eh?

Presuming the ‘Eh’ is for me, I was wondering how an armed gang gained access via a garden that backs onto the Israeli embassy without being spotted on cctv or dressing up in the garden and it being at least partially an inside job.

Forgive me, but first time round i couldn’t be bothered to write all that.

 

[sq225917]

50 million of jewelry could fit into you coat pocket, 20 carat of flawless grade d would be a couple of million.

 

[clifftaylor]

She's still got the car lift, so she can't really complain.Jack

I assume that she had the car lift installed so that the plumbers could get the Amazonian Crystal Bath (do google this) upstairs.

 

[SteveT]

The worst job I ever had was cleaning a dog spa.......

 

[canonman]

I’m struggling to picture what ‘£50m of jewellery’ would look like. Surely even good quality stuff would still amount to a long-wheelbase Transit van full at least? I have a mental image of Scrooge McDuck bathing in it.

Could be a single ring....
https://www.wpdiamonds.com/most-expensive-ring-world/

 

[Tony Lockhart]

I bet her ring would set me back a few quid.

 

[Alex S]

50 million of jewelry could fit into you coat pocket, 20 carat of flawless grade d would be a couple of million.

Are you a fence?

 

[lazycat]

Could be a single ring....
https://www.wpdiamonds.com/most-expensive-ring-world/

Thanks.

I clicked the link, then realised the cops are probably watching the site.

 

[Darmok]

The worst job I ever had was cleaning a dog spa.......

So who are you?

Derek or Clive?

 

[cutting42]

So who are you?

Derek or Clive?

Jayne Mansfield

 

[Arkless Electronics]

Damn... beaten to it on the Derek and Clive

 

[Darmok]

Jayne Mansfield

Check out my edit.

 

[MikeMA]

I assume that she had the car lift installed so that the plumbers could get the Amazonian Crystal Bath (do google this) upstairs.

Are they on Prime?

 

[Bjork67]

Nothing worse than having your back doors prized open. With the family money you would have thought they might have top notch security or a jack russel or two.

 

[MikeMA]

The Police think it might be an inside job. Probably some poor sod on a zero hour contract.

I dunno, I bet the cops will be talking to her ex boyfriend.

 

[twotone]

Police are reporting that "A burglary has been reported. No f*cks are given".

As regards dog spas, I have a friend who has had training in dog hydrotherapy. You what? I said. It turns out that old dogs with mobility problems find it useful to swim in miniature dog swimming pools, and it improves their fitness, mobility and general well being. I imagine that one of these amounts to a dog spa. How this differs from a deep bath that you could install, I don't know.

My dog, then puppy, learned to swim in a hydrotherapy pool, it was in a farm which took in dogs and sold dog food, brilliant it was, a tenner for half an hour, he absolutely loved it of course he's a spaniel (Sprocker) and would have swam eventually anyway but it was fantastic for him.

He is an amazing swimmer now, we had him with us on holiday in Argyle back in September and he swam halfway round Tarbert Harbour and back and people watching him were astonished.

 

[PsB]

Somehow, Cap'n Beefheart comes to mind.

 

[Wolfmancatsup]

One article I read said that the average house price on her street is £36.5m...

 

[russel]

I bet her ring would set me back a few quid.

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