Thanks for trying Tony, you've told me this before, but I can't switch off the emotive effect of pitch, no matter how I try. I can enjoy a long percussion solo because it is free from caterwauling, but I can't overcome my irritation at FS's ubiquitous and apparently meaningless glissando sliding around in search of some nearby note. Maybe I'll get it one day, but for now I'm still a Sinatra philistine.
A few years ago I attended a party whose host had kindly offered me her deceased mother's LP collection. As I arrived she said "I've pulled out all the old Sinatra". I took her to mean that she had retained the Sinatra and was giving me everything else, so I blithely told her that was good news because I detest Sinatra. She looked a bit nonplussed. I was ashamed when I looked through the several bags of records the next day and understood that they were exclusively Sinatra. I have lovingly cleaned them because all records are records, and therefore sacred. Someone more musical than me will enjoy them one day.