NeilR
pfm Member
I used to get rung up a lot from the USA, in the apparent belief that patent attorneys have money coming out of both ears (in reality, very few of us do, and certainly none of us who work in industry). The conversation would usually go something like this:
Hi, Jaan [taking my first name from the EPO professional representatives list] , this is X from Y, ah guess you've heard of us.
Er, your guess is totally incorrect.
Well, Jaan, we're here to help you grow your staak portfolio.
I don't have a staak portfolio. I don't even have a stock portfolio. And if I had, I wouldn't let you anywhere near it!
Perhaps I've scared them all off - haven't had one for quite a while. They have been replaced by cold calls from Indian search services. They're easy - as soon as I hear the accent, I put the phone down.
Yes, I have also been cold called a number of times. 'The Hi, this is X from Y, I guess you've heard of us' line has also been used. often they want me to have a free consultation with one of their wealth managers who will look at our investments and recommend ways to reorganise them to give them a huge chunk of commission (paraphrasing).
One time the guy got quite persistent and angry when I said that I manage my own investments and do not need to pay commission to someone to restructure our investments. He refused to believe that I could possibly know what I was doing. Strange, because at a relatively young age my wife and I have managed to grow a sufficient investment pot over the years to now be able to retire (not in CH!). Instead we are buying a house in CH and will have to work for an eternity. We both can't face leaving CH!