Sue Pertwee-Tyr
Accuphase all the way down
They've discovered a mucking great asteroid, size of Venezuela, on a collision course and it'll hit Milton Keynes Central station amidships, at teatime on Thursday week. Bruce Willis has been approached to put together a team to blow it up, but due to Trump cutting NASA's funding, all they have is a box of firecrackers and a shagged out Cessna, so its unlikely they'll make rendezvous in sufficient time to make much difference. It's going to get rough. Bigly.