Tigerjones
Bagpuss
He looks like he's trying to impersonate me, impersonating a Chipmunk. Maybe Jesus was a Chipmunk.
Jesus is back and he's . . .
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He looks like he's trying to impersonate me, impersonating a Chipmunk. Maybe Jesus was a Chipmunk.
Are you hoping that she'll bash some bishops? Me too, if I'm honest.
kasperhauser
pfm Member
He leads off with a whiney Green Day cover (~1:20 mark)? That's a bigger sin than the shirt.
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darrylfunk
Banned
wayne rooney is not to shabby at football but i wouldn't want him buying my nan a few glasses of cheap white wine.
darrylfunk
Banned
plus if he had his barnet cut he'd look nothing like 'jesus'TM
who owns the jesus trademark now?
who owns the jesus trademark now?
Minstrel SE
These go to eleven
Novocaine for the soul
Before I sputter out
Life is white
And I am black
Jesus and his lawyer
Are coming back
Oh my darling, will you be here
Before I sputter out
Guess whose living here
With the great undead
This paint by numbers life
Is ****ing with my head once again
Life is good
And I feel great
'cause mother says I was
A great mistake
Novocaine for the soul
You'd better give me something
To fill the hole
Before I sputter out
Before I sputter out
Life is white
And I am black
Jesus and his lawyer
Are coming back
Oh my darling, will you be here
Before I sputter out
Guess whose living here
With the great undead
This paint by numbers life
Is ****ing with my head once again
Life is good
And I feel great
'cause mother says I was
A great mistake
Novocaine for the soul
You'd better give me something
To fill the hole
Before I sputter out
TheDecameron
Unicorns fart glitter.
He's got the Jesus hairstyle and facial hair. In a dishdash with a lamb in tow, I'd be convinced.
He may not be willing to turn water into wine, but he managed to get the studio wallpapered in shirt-matching 70s style Vymura.
I guess he's off to the Vatican soon to take his rightful place at the top. I'll look forward to that then.
It's nice that MM came along to help him with his second coming.
Most people will just have a laugh about it, but the Christians who believe in the second coming of Christ are the ones that will automatically denounce him absolutely as a nutter, even though they have no idea of the form that he would take.
Someone needs to ask them; how will you know him if you see him? If you believe in this principle, why do you automatically reject it as nonsense when it is claimed?
Someone needs to ask them; how will you know him if you see him? If you believe in this principle, why do you automatically reject it as nonsense when it is claimed?
TheDecameron
Unicorns fart glitter.
TheDecameron
Unicorns fart glitter.
Nobody's going to believe the messiah is called Alan Miller.
pure sound
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Chap I know on the local market sells artefacts with an image of Jesus on them. Does quite well. He hasn't the heart to tell customers it's actually a pic of Russell Brand.
That's the thing though, isn't it. What do they expect him to be called? And do they insist that he has to be white? Because mkI certainly wasn't.