Sorry, but it is a spot on analogy - and holds up to scrutiny rather better than Barren Shelves Colin's Titanic one, which has also been trotted out rather more often recently than the golf cart has. If you're so analogy-phobic how come you haven't weighed in on that pisspoor example?
I've pondered long and hard the golf club/EU analogy, and I conclude that there are a few somewhat lightweight similarities. Both certainly have paid memberships, and acceptance of members is dependent on some superficially similar conditions. Potential golf club members are individuals who must presumably be respectable members of society, and who agree to comply by the rules of membership. They join primarily to play a ball game, and secondarily as an affirmation of belonging to a certain social set. Acceptance into the EU involves countries comprising millions of individuals, with unique conventions and traditions born of long and varied histories, and a host of conflicting geopolitical interests. The application process is onerous, long, complex and depends upon adherence to high legal and democratic standards. Both golf club and EU are elaborately 'rules-based', in the case of the EU involving the construction of a vast and deep regulatory sphere of global impact and tens of thousands of pieces of complex and often arcane legislation, in the case of the golf club involving conventions, also often arcane, around a ball game, and dress and behaviour in the club house. Both have an institutional framework, the EU's being enormously complex, with an executive and legislature, a complex arrangement of notional national representation, and a court of law, all of it involving powers that reach decisively into nations and their societies, businesses and individuals. The golf club has a committee which involves itself in arranging tournaments, fixtures and social events, club expenditure and fees, and the arrangement of the car park. The golf club Committee is voted by members, the EU Commission is appointed by the President of the Commission who is sort of appointed by the German Chancellor and the French President, whilst the Golf club president is directly voted in by members.
The EU is an empire-building project. Golf is a ball game.
I was going to say that the Titanic/EU analogy holds water, but that probably isn't the best mataphor. Anyway, it is a reasonable analogy, given that all empires ultimately sink below the waves. Metaphorically speaking.
Meanwhile at the other end of the planet we manage to trade all kinds of stuff with the EU by using their standards unmodified. They are bigger than us, get over it.
Does the ECJ have direct jurisdiction in Malaysia?