Best opening line in a song

[Klyde]

It was the biggest cock you'd ever seen, but you've no idea where that cock has been.

That's Arab Strap, I don't like that record anymore.

 

[antinchip]

I've got a bike you can ride it if you like.......

Syd Barrett

 

[kendo]

Oh, the French girls with their strings of pearls. - The Seven Deadly Finns by Brian Eno

 

[Spiderous]

Nine pages in and nobody agrees with John Peel?
"Teenage dreams, so hard to beat"

Ok it's two lines, but.......
"Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin' for a train,
Feelin' nearly faded as my jeans".

 

[tof]

"I can't seem to face up to the facts "
"Old pirates, yes, they rob I"
"When the night shows, the signals grow on radios"
"Stagger Lee met Billy and they go down to gambling"
"Sixteen years,Sixteen banners united over the field"

 

[Dowser]

"Aahhmmm walking backwards to Christmas...oh no, that's the other side"

 

[Vinniemac]

"Henry Rollins, Henry Rollins, you're hard!"

 

[Mescalito]

"Drivin' that train, high on cocaine, Casey Jones you better watch your speed"