I am pleased we had some good Trekkie comments.
We need more pfm fist-fights, preferably somewhere central like Brum, and with preference given to the more overweight and/or unfit pfm members. Film the best bouts, put the footage on YouTube, and watch the membership numbers and page hits go through the roof.
I hope Nic has learned that if he's being chased by an evil android in a cave, the correct course of action is to grab the nearest stalactite for protection even if it looks like a comically large penis!
Joe