any actors out there,

[Mullardman]

But do you play a real actor, or just someone acting the part of an actor?

 

[Weekender]

It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself:
"I will never
play
the Dane."
When that moment comes, one's ambition ceases.

 

[Mike Reed]

Shakespeare my arse,

Well I never! However, he must have been a bit naughty or he wouldn't have been bard.