I have spent half this (vacation) week having ChatGPT write songs for me about every silly thing that comes to mind. The 'romantic' one it wrote for my wife was actually pretty good, but when you give it silly parameters to write around ("Write a black metal song to cheer up my friend who is having surgery. Make it involve lemonade, Lurianic Kabbalah and Goetic demons. It should be something you can whistle and clap your hands to.")
It wrote this one for our grandchildren. The parameters it was given should be obvious:
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Verse 1:
I woke up this morning, feeling kinda strange
My foot was on fire, it felt so deranged
I looked down and saw flames, shooting up in the sky
My foot is belching flames, twenty five miles high
Chorus:
My foot is belching flames, oh what a sight
It's burning so bright, it's lighting up the night
I don't know what's happening, but I'm feeling alive
My foot is belching flames, twenty five miles high
Verse 2:
I don't know what to do, my foot's out of control
I'm running down the street, trying to save my soul
People are staring, they can't believe their eyes
My foot is belching flames, twenty five miles high
Chorus:
My foot is belching flames, oh what a sight
It's burning so bright, it's lighting up the night
I don't know what's happening, but I'm feeling alive
My foot is belching flames, twenty five miles high
Bridge:
I know it sounds crazy, but it's just the truth
Something's got a hold of me, and I'm on the loose
I'm gonna ride this wave, see where it takes me
My foot is belching flames, and I'm feeling free
Chorus:
My foot is belching flames, oh what a sight
It's burning so bright, it's lighting up the night
I don't know what's happening, but I'm feeling alive
My foot is belching flames, twenty five miles high
Outro:
My foot is belching flames, and I'm riding high
I don't know where I'm going, but I'm reaching for the sky
I'm gonna keep on going, and never look back
My foot is belching flames, and that's a fact.
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