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Unfortunately, yes.Have you met people?
Unfortunately, yes.Have you met people?
Just about sums up Camber Sands that…Last time I went to camber sands there were only four peeps there. Me and the girlfriend wondering whether we should screw or not in the dunes. We decided not and walked down to the beach. For some reason I looked back to find the other two going at it ‘hammer & tongs in the adjacent dune. To add insult to injury, the bloke had a much larger penis so naturally I didn’t share my discovery with herself. Chaps, it was traumatic…
Is taking some paracetamol an effective way to feel cooler?
We just had a bit of rain.
Well said.I'll be so glad when the next two days are over. Not because of the heat, but because then the media will finally STFU about it. Their scaremongering is genuinely off the scale!! You can almost feel them itching with excitement over being able to report the first deaths. And you just know that some dickhead presenter will be sent to try and fry an egg on the pavement All this over a temperature that half the world would call a nice summer's day. FFS
Agree. Someone should queue up the Don Henley tune "Dirty Laundry" behind the news readers.I'll be so glad when the next two days are over. Not because of the heat, but because then the media will finally STFU about it. Their scaremongering is genuinely off the scale!! You can almost feel them itching with excitement over being able to report the first deaths. And you just know that some dickhead presenter will be sent to try and fry an egg on the pavement All this over a temperature that half the world would call a nice summer's day. FFS
I expect the parks to be full of Brexiteers today. Using olive oil rather than woke sunscreen.
I’ve just realised that we’ve got a drawing room too. We don’t call it that, but that’s what it’s called on the servants’ bells in the kitchen. We call it the sitting room like normal people.
You're having a laugh. Woke snowflake olive oil from the EU? Good honest British lard mate.
Our house was spared the DIY monstrosities inflicted on most houses in the road during the 1960s/70s. Apparently an old woman lived here for many years with one housemaid, and nothing much was changed in her time, so we still have all the original fireplaces, door fittings etc. The servants’ bells were a PITA when we first moved in, because our two daughters, who were still quite young, would ring the bells and laugh when we went to see who was at the front door.Servants Bell? You clearly win!
Really really do not like this weather at all. No need for it and its not good for anything. I prefer looking pasty and albinoish. This is 100% to do with Brexit I'm certain . Doing a bellypork roast dinner today.