Marchbanks
Hat and Beard member
Apologise. You'll find the pearl handled revolver in the desk drawer, there's a good chap.
Ah, I blame my iPad for that one. I can never remember if we are supposed to be English or American these days, and since it seems to know where I live I let it guide me when I can’t decide between the two alternatives.
Dispatch or despatch? That gives me sleepless nights as well.