gintonic
50 shades of grey pussy cats
Until you call it rigour. Then it's attractive. If I were really pedantic, I'd draw attention to the posters who write "your" when they mean "you're." The perception that some of these people actually hold down jobs and own expensive cars and watches is quite chilling.
How arrogant - I shouldn't be surprised though. Maybe it is a generational thing! Unless of course your joking