I've got a Bonneville in bits, but I'm gonna sort it out.
Me, popping a wheely in a tractor, just before towing an aircraft
I've just accidentally shaved all my hair off (taper lever mishap), and don't care - that's well butch innit (particularly as the face fuzz is still there).
Get some mirror aviators and some leather chaps and you'll be set.
Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
We don't make a party out of lovin';
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' wood;
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.
I am proud to say you can take your manhood and stuff it up where the ponies do not shine.