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Why I'll never take a car around the Nurburgring.

When you're 80 you'll probably get no further than the ticket office.

"How much? To drive on a toll road? I can eat for a week for that much! Thieving German gits. You bombed my nan's chip shop, you should be paying me!"

Etc etc.
 
Both the above :) And that's now. By 80 it'll be.... 'no we can't go dear, you know I'll need to stop and wee every 15 minutes and that is no hard shoulder for a nice cup of bovril'
 
15 minutes - that'd be more than enough to get a couple of laps in between comfort-breaks at the pits surely..?
 
Funny enough, I have two "sporty" cars, but it is neither of them, but our old Alfa estate, that has been out on the Ring.
 


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