sean99
pfm Member
Pence, as a born-again deceiver, will be no better. Most of them actually want to see Jesus walking amongst them in the green fields of the Bible belt.
I wonder if Jesus will walk into Walmart carrying his AR-15 ?
Pence, as a born-again deceiver, will be no better. Most of them actually want to see Jesus walking amongst them in the green fields of the Bible belt.
If Jesus turned up they'd probably shoot him because he wouldn't be spouting the utter bollocks these fundamentalist nutcases expect him to. They'd be looking for vindication and support of right-wing religious fascism and the hatred of others that they practice.I wonder if Jesus will walk into Walmart carrying his AR-15 ?
Would that be a wheatfield with crows?Theresa might take Pence for a walk in her favourite wheat field.
...and he is/was not a Christian.If Jesus turned up they'd probably shoot him because he wouldn't be spouting the utter bollocks these fundamentalist nutcases expect him to. They'd be looking for vindication and support of right-wing religious fascism and the hatred of others that they practice.
True. But the Israel lobby will love him, surely?...and he is/was not a Christian.
Reminds me of Dave Allen's old joke about the Jewish gentleman going into the synagogue and praying in anguish, "O Lord, what shall I do? My son went to Jerusalem and became a Christian!" And a voice from Heaven replied, "Funny you should mention that..."I thought Jesus was Jewish... until his father told him otherwise.
Joe
I would be fairly sure that Pence and Co will soon announce the Messiah is here... Here's a hint as to his identity: The Art of The Deal will replace The Bible, the casino will replace the church. Thus sayeth the Lord.
I wonder if Jesus will walk into Walmart carrying his AR-15 ?
Would that be a wheatfield with crows?
A threatened government shutdown over a lack of funds is not an infrequent occurrence in the US in recent years, but they never actually do it.