Oh Britain, what have you done (part XXII)?

[TheDecameron]

They told us Brexit will be magic/ £350 million a week for the NHS/ The world + EU fighting each other off to do trade deals with us. Let's see their working out then. All of it.

 

[droodzilla]

Yes, yes, yes and yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdJm3DVg3EM

Will Brexit be an anti-climax?

 

[richardg]

12 years in the export department in the DTI, I still can't recall one expert employed there. They will have had significant input probably in the brief, planning, analysis and reporting. Whatever is in it will be meh, I suspect.

 

[wacko]

Invade France.
What with?

Commandeer all the little boats. Dunkirk in reverse: put everyone over 60 who lives outside London in the vanguard.

 

[wacko]

MPs: demand the truth about Brexit impacts

Is this at least 16 months too late. About right then for most MPs speed of thought.

 

[TheDecameron]

Right now, the proposition that Westminster can recover the functions the EU has been carrying out for us for decades and put them into practice, strikes me as unlikely as them reopening the entire pre-Beeching rail network and getting it running in 2 years with the sole help of Southeastern Trains.

 

[richardg]

Right now, the proposition that Westminster can recover the functions the EU has been carrying out for us for decades and put them into practice, strikes me as unlikely as them reopening the entire pre-Beeching rail network and getting it running in 2 years with the sole help of Southeastern Trains.

So negative..there seems to be not one item on the balanced scorecard for you where some things have a chance of improving.

 

[TheDecameron]

Let's hope for a miracle. Better still- you show where the green shoots of prosperity are going to come up. I suppose if you're unemployed in Lincolnshire you're going to see zero unemployment once the Eastern European labour has been sent packing.

 

[Still]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdJm3DVg3EM

Will Brexit be an anti-climax?

Rich arrived.

 

[wacko]

So negative..there seems to be not one item on the balanced scorecard for you where some things have a chance of improving.

Think of it like Barcelona vs Hull. Not all scorecards are balanced.

 

[Guest432]

So negative..there seems to be not one item on the balanced scorecard for you where some things have a chance of improving.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...not-flying-to-you-says-juncker-20171016137532

 

[SteveS1]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...not-flying-to-you-says-juncker-20171016137532

 

[SteveS1]

 

[richardg]

Looks like a Fiat 126. Traitors!

 

[Graham B]

Go on with your fancy foreign motors! That's a good old Austin Metro, surely?

 

[Nero]

Must be a Metro. Fiat doesn't have wing mirrors like that. Now where's that autism test. Value must have gone up over lunch....

 

[notaclue]

Make sure you have your food buckets ready for summer 2019...

 

[wacko]

Make sure you have your food buckets ready for summer 2019...

Imagine how long the VAT reclaim line is going to be when the Brits (and vice versa) who live in Europe start claiming back VAT.

 

[MVV]

I'm starting to worry the rubbish shower of shit that is our government may actually be brought down next week! I do not want this; Corbyn needs at least another 6 months at the crease offering a relentless straight bat. Those bastards must be forced to own this national disaster.

 

[TheDecameron]

So negative..there seems to be not one item on the balanced scorecard for you where some things have a chance of improving.

Rich, have you been on a course? I've worked with those before, so humour me- on which parts of the Brexit performance matrix do you believe the government is performing well? You can be creative- flip chart it, do some pictures that embody their progress/ lack of etc but please don't tell us it's too early to expect anything.