Large Hadron Collider nearly ready

[The Captain]

as long as it doesn't interrupt Emmerdale Farm they can do what they like in their big tunnel

 

[sean99]

Safety of the LHC

http://public.web.cern.ch/public/en/LHC/Safety-en.html

 

[auric]

The experiment has already been completed and has opened a rift in time somewhere in Cardiff.

 

[Martin D]

see here as well
http://www.pinkfishmedia.net/forum/showthread.php?t=51221&highlight=hadron

 

[Cereal Killer]

so up for a PFM factory tour of the LHC

 

[Markus S]

Threads merged.

Markus - moderator

 

[Tigerjones]

When the large hadron collider is fired up some new questions will emerge

Joe

Yeah, like what does it do?

 

[auric]

Yeah, like what does it do?

Find Unknown unknowns.

 

[matt j]

Yeah, like what does it do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXzugu39pKM&feature=related

cant wait

 

[Joe P]

Tiger,

It'll answer how the soft, flowing caramel gets into the Caramilk bar.

Joe

 

[Tigerjones]

Tiger,

It'll answer how the soft, flowing caramel gets into the Caramilk bar.

Joe

Joe,

We all know that no man or machine can ever truly answer that question.

Will they be releasing a mini version for use at home?

 

[Alex N]

Threads merged.

You mean it's started already?! We'll all be merged in to something the size of an ant before tea-time.

I love how they've all got hard hats on. Very reassuring. I mean, last time I nearly got sucked in to a black hole, I got a light bump on the head, and it was only my hard hat that saved me.

 

[Joe P]

Tiger,

Will they be releasing a mini version for use at home?

Nah, just the Lego version.

Joe

 

[markt]

If this thing goes wrong does that mean we all get squeezed together into something smaller than a speck of dust and then get to see another universe?

I'm not sure I could handle that.

 

[Markus S]

I don't know what all the fuss is about. The first LHC has been operative for years now

 

[auric]

I think that must a model of the ill fated Waxahachie project.

 

[Vino Collapso]

Don't worry, if it all goes tits-up Dan Brown will know what to do.

 

[martin clark]

We here at acoustica have , of course, been trying to improve on the LHC on the cheap. First test run:

Initial results are disappointing: World still exists, and the milk tastes funny.
Anyone know how to add some wima caps to this thing...?

 

[Paul R]

I've got one of those...

Anyway there's good stuff on BBC4 at the moment.

Paul

 

[Bob McC]

shit!
Monday we become the richest football club in the world
Wednesday the universe ends.