TheDecameron
Unicorns fart glitter.
I’ve got ‘the long Good Friday’.
I’ve got ‘the long Good Friday’.
Oi. I ain’t no cockerney!I’ve got ‘the long Good Friday’.
Did you see the Aurora Borealis?
The first day for wearing an overcoat while out walking. I remembered posting a selfie outside the old folks’ home while wearing one in the depths of last winter, so I thought I’d try to recreate it. I didn’t get the angle right, but here I am, twenty-five pounds lighter, a few inches longer and, as Nigel would say, one older. I know I’m wearing several extra layers in the ‘before’ pic which adds to the sense of extra weight, but having not made a comparison like this before I was actually quite shocked to see how much thinner my face looks. So that must be why I can now not only fit into 15 1/2 shirts but also do up the top button without strangling myself.
Oi! You cant crucify 'im - not on good friday....I’ve got ‘the long Good Friday’.
Ha! Enough of anything in particular?You've got that slightly gaunt look that says 'stop now, you've done enough'.
Have you ever thought of doing stand-in work for Bill Nighy?
Have you ever thought of doing stand-in work for Bill Nighy?
nice hat, if a tad warm for autumn?
Thats a HUGE egg. How many omlettes did you make?
Nice to see some can still wave a razor around without toilet paper all over the show… respect!
That is fantastic. Reminds me of Cheech & Chong!
Well, nothing in years, not even a post card, now this. Where have you been Jo? Not organising a coup in central Africa I hope.Are you planning a DIY bodge undertaker job for when you shuffle off....?