Diz Disley, not just because he was a family friend who used to come round with loads of other musicians and play jazz with my father all night when I was a kid, not just because I liked him and the pleasure he got from playing, but just a little bit 'cos he got my 13 year old sister to carry a plastic tub over to Spain, which when opened by customs was found to be full of worms, causing massive embarrassment to aforementioned sister who was so annoying.
And, before anyone asks, worms were part of his master plan to change the desert wastelands of Almeria into a lush and verdant food producing place. Long before plastic arrived.