As we seem to have drifted off into a different area of the ocean ... possibly a good point to take stock
So far I think the only conclusion we could draw from all the suggestions put forward is that the compendium of 'Photography Foo' could be summed up by:
Someone wielding a gold-plated Leica M3 sporting a 90mm lens taking film shots (probably of his private yacht) which would then be scanned, have the sky replaced with something totally inappropriate, and then posted on an Instagram account (or somesuch).
Does that sound about right ... or have I missed something?