misheard lyrics thread

[nightcleaner]

Hi

Listening to Turn a corner's Steamy windows CD today

The track Steamy windows


"In the road a pair of teeth "

 

[bluefish]

Is that the Martini one: "I'm the red aperatif"?

 

[simonbrown]

"Electric toaster" is what I always hear when this U2 song comes on the radio. I guess most hear the official lyrics "Elctrical Storm", but I prefer mine !!

 

[Alex N]

The Stone Roses - Fools Gold

The opening lines are obviously...

"Gold and silver lawnmowers,
Wind down through the hills for fifteen days."

Fools Gold from the Block

Oops, wrong link (!)

 

[cheviot]

Creedence Clearwater Revival

There's a bathroom on the right

 

[prowla]

First time I heard "Smoke on the Water", I thought it was "Snow coloured water"...

 

[chipbutty]

Best mondegreen has to be Chain Reaction by Diana Ross.

I'm on a journey for the inspiration
Tell Eddie Waring there ain't no salvation

Real lyric: Im on a journey for the inspiration
To anywhere and there aint no salvation

 

[Puffin]

Sir Duke - Stevie Wonder

I can feel it all over - translates to "mick and phyllis are lovers"

I think it was a Go West song that I was convinced said

"vint cross my babos to love", it was... Withdraw my labour of love, you gotta fight for the right to..........

I could think of lots more...if I wasn't trying too hard.

Pt1.

 

[Mr Cat]

"I've got a one inch head..."

 

[Wilky]

The first time I heard Nine In The Afternoon by Panic! at the Disco (on the radio) I thought they were singing .....

"your ar5e is the size of the moon"

 

[Mr Cat]

The first time I heard Nine In The Afternoon by Panic! at the Disco (on the radio) I thought they were singing .....

"your ar5e is the size of the moon"

I thought they did sing that..? if not, then what..?

edit - found it... eyes!

http://www.lyrics-celebrities.aneka...ne-in-the-afternoon-lyrics-panic-at-the-disco

 

[sideshowbob]

I always liked Al Green's direct approach.

"I'm so tired of being alone,
I'm so tired of pulling my own,
won't you help me, girl,
just as soon as you can."

-- Ian

 

[zener]

"Lucy in the Sky with Simon"

 

[nightcleaner]

Thanks everyone for making me laugh



we must not forget the Bee gees "How deep is your love"


"She come to me in a submarine"

 

[Jonathan Ribee]

She's got shoes, they're multiplying. It's electrifying.

 

[St.Noah]

Does Van The Man really sing 'Grab that catshit' on Astral Weeks?

Jim

 

[BenS]

"Headlice on the parade"
By the Blue Nile

Ben

 

[monkfish]

Tonight I sellotape my glove to you.

 

[nightcleaner]

Do you think queen really wrote a song called I want to break Free?

I bet it was originaly called i want to break Wind. But had to change it for the radio. Big brother said .."you cant sing that that"

 

[Baldrick]

ABC - when Smokey sings, I feel violent.....