Update, Conclusion:
In the extremely unlikely event anyone gives a flying toss about this thread, I hereby offer my sorry conclusion to my vehicular quest. Following my new favorite mantra—“F**k it, I give up”—I abandoned my sports car search and bought another motorcycle.
To wit, a spiffy new (0 miles on the odo!) 2022 Yamaha MT-07 in Matte Raven Black, my first-ever Yamaha and first-ever black bike. I grew so very tired of trying to wangle a place in line for the chance to buy a $35,000 sports car (Miata, GR86, BRZ) that I don’t fit in all that well. My VW Golf is constantly reminding me how much I like to be comfortable in a car.
So I decided to plunk for the almost comically inexpensive MT-07 ($7,899 US), mainly because it is widely acclaimed as “fun.” My previous 2019 Triumph Street Triple R was clearly superior to the MT in every objective way, but I wouldn’t describe it as all that much fun. Fast to be sure, even scary if you are so inclined, but not that many laughs. So I am hoping the MT will be the spiritual successor to my 1991 Honda Hawk GT, which I owned for 28 years, rode for 65,000 miles and enjoyed endless giggles on.